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What the FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK?????

2007-03-12T05:06:17Z

My ex is such a piece of shit!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I just realized how much I fucking hate his ugly fucking ASS face!!! He is such an asshole. He told OUR 12 year old son the most hideous bullshit. He bad mouthed me in front of our kids. What the FUCK is up with that???? Oh Margaret, I just want to kick him in the teeth so bad I can't stand it!!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I am going to screw his life over sssoooo bad in the divorce, he doesn't deserve to lick the dog shit off off my boots!!!!! He should EAT the CAT shit out of the sand box!!!!! I would love, more than anything, to personally feed him the runnny shit coming from the buzzards that eat the road kill up here. Never, in my life, did I think, I, a pretty easy going and forgiving person that I am, could feel such digust and absolute loathing for a person that I feel now. HELP ME LORD!!!!!! If there is someone out there that has some advice, show me the way!!!!!

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Oh How We Change

2007-03-12T05:01:42Z

I remember when I could drink a 5th of Jack Daniels and could still get up in the morning to make it to work by 5 a.m. Presently, I would need a few days to recover. I remember when beer didn't interest me unless I was chasing each one with a shot of whiskey. Now, I sit here on the computer, drink 6 or 7 beers and end up going to bed, sleeping like a log and waking up feeling fine. I remember when my friends or family would have to hide the keys because 'joyriding' was my one and only desire when I was wasted. Now, I make sure hubby's keys are where HE can find them in the morning, and I have a cup of coffee after I drink every one of my 12 pack of beers before going to bed. Oh How We Change.~*Peace*~

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Bye kids!

2006-01-06T04:04:42Z

Just wanna say hi, and bye. Had a lot of fun and y'all have made it that way. But, Tribe is just 'not' fun anymore. So, if any of you would like stay in touch just send me your personal email. I will be checking out for good on 01/10/06.

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As promised!!!

2005-08-08T04:56:43Z

I just got home from my friends 21st b-day party. I outlasted him by a longshot!!!! I am still very drunk at this point! (after $40 I should hope so) Thank you Jim Beam! I have resolves an argument w/ da Mister. That was 2 hours well spent. We understand each other a lot better now. Living together is a big adjustment. I wish I could expain in greater detail but I wish to maintain a sence of mystery! Thank You for reading this.

xoxoxo
TrashCanDan

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So it goes like this............

2005-07-28T00:48:44Z

I left my husband at 7:30am this morning to go to work. Not just any work day..... He was leaving for two months. I knew the moment of goodbye would be hard, but....................... geeeeezzzz.......... we cried so hard....... I had a hard time today. So he just called and he's happy. They are in a hotel in Winnamucca?? having cocktails.......... see life is good again, I've has 5 cocktails!

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Oh Jim, Ive missed you!!

2005-07-25T04:02:25Z

Haven't had any Jim Beam since I went to my big bros this weekend. Picked some up tonight after work. The parents are gone for the weekend, and the party is at my house. All welcome. We've got pizza, Beam, and ice cream. Now where the hell did I put that vibrator???

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Sh*t faced weekend ahead

2005-07-16T04:01:38Z

Ok, so without dragging things out I am depressed and havent' had a drink in ages so my plan is to get completely trashed this weekend. Yippee!!

What is everyone else's weekend plaN?

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Moving

2005-07-07T04:47:44Z

I have just settled into a new place and I thought what better way to christen the place than to get totally plowed!! Here I am 6 mojitos later and feeling good! I messed up my shoulder but I really don't care right now. Thank you booze. *muah* I'm not sure where I am going with this but I think this is what the tribe was designed for! I'm gonna go now! Bye and have good stuff!!

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Wild Turkey?!!

2005-06-05T07:45:24Z

Dude, never had a Wild Turkey buuuzzzzz!! I'ts almost too much to bare. I just found out that the guy I want to hook up with told someone very close to me that I am his "Dream Woman". Does that not so totally rock or what??? I am in a state of absolute awe!!!! Yee fuckin' haa!! Can I get an A-fuckin'men or what???? Oh, by the way, Wild Turkey kicks ass, especially when it's on sale!!!! Love you all. Hey, where is everybody??? Where am I? Who am I? Who are you? What is that? When did I take it??

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The filthy rich are filthy

2005-05-30T03:27:38Z

That being said, I went to a Designer Showcase house here in San Francisco today. Oh, it had all the top end shit, original art, wallpaper, flower arrangements, original art, chandeliers, original art, unnecessary furniture, original art…………………… Oh, I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound like a scorned bitter artist, used to death by narcissistic interior designers with long term, very complicated deals with Satan!?!? Let us not forget that the ass-HOLES who bought this huge house, just gave it over to Hospice, and let everyone else do the work………… I'm sorry, I just need to get my sheeeet together and take a little nappy-poo. Dinner was lovely however, oh, and so was lunch at the Slow Club…. So, it's really about food then…………well...........that's very easy.............

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Life? Whathafuck!

2005-05-25T15:32:59Z

Hey y'all! I blew it tonight. I've been cookin' these amazing healthy dinners. Chefs would be jealous of these meals! But, the deal is, one glass of red wine every night. OK...........6 Ketel One martinis later................. Just watched all of the trailers for War of the Worlds, even the Japanese ones. OMFG! I am obsessed!! It looks so frikkin scary and so amazing. I know Dakota Fanning is a smart child actress twit bit geeez! That little shit can act!!! It doesn't help matters that she looks just like my niece Clara, same age too!
What wuz I talkin' 'bout??????? Oh, martinis!

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Tuesday night and wasted?!?!?!

2005-05-18T00:13:12Z

Yup, that's me.............Oy! You try hemming a skirt after 5 glasses of Merlot and an Absolute Mandarin Cran........... I've half a mind to go for a walk..... I know what I'll do, I'll take me sizzorz, and I'lz nip me a bunch of succulent parts fer my hangin' basket.... That or I'll just by myself a six pack of Red Hook. Ifn I duzzint come back......just never you mind......

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How to waste a night!

2005-05-17T13:58:19Z

Been drinking for about 5 hours now. Jim Beam is friend. Jaws is the best comedy EVER!! Switched to horrible public access and the spanish channel. Drinking makes it funnier! HUZZAH for my first post.

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Aw, come on!!!!

2005-04-13T03:33:13Z

Where are all the drunks? Am I the only loser sitting in front of the computer on a Friday night? Anyway, I just made strawberry shortcake, and am sucking back the Heinekens. Feeling pretty good, and buuuzzzin'. Have a great weekend, and happy hunting!!!
Easter eggs that is.

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My Friday Night

2005-04-10T03:25:58Z

So I went out with my sister and a girlfriend last night..Had a yummy baked lime chicken dinner with a STRONG ass long island iced tea. Then went to a kick ass theater and watched Matthew McConaughy and STeve Zahn on a big screen..It was ALL good!!

How was everyone else's friday?

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Getting Trashed

2005-04-06T04:30:11Z

WEll, I had a perfectly shitty Friday. Damn insurance won't cover my next step of fertility treatment, so I either have to pay for it out of pocket or do shot and have invitro, so the hubby and I plan on going out to dinner tonight and I plan on getting shit faced. Y'all probably don't care about the infertility thing but, nonetheless I am getting hammered tonight..WOO HOO!! Hopefully wild and crazy stories to come.

Have a great weekend and drink a ton!!!

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They're here.

2005-04-06T03:16:05Z

Mom and fucko came back. Stupid car broke down. I'm still getting pickled, but it would be sooooo much more fun if I was blasting Greenday instead of listening to lameos un-wity comments. Gawd, why didn't they just stay gone??? Oh well, at least I know that they will be gone tomorrow. It really sucks having to move back in with Mom. I love her, and appreciate her help, but it's really taking a long time to dig that hole for her significant other. I mean, DAMN, six feet is a long way down!!!!! And then I have to worry about the wild animals digging him up. What's that stuff called, lye?

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Easter at the park

2005-03-27T01:13:38Z

Wow! Drunk and having an allergy attack at the same time……….this sucks!
Anyhoo, just want to make it to Dolores Park for the Sexy Jesus contest tomorrow, I always miss it by an hour or two. No Easter bonnet this year, but still hoping to see lots of fairies and freaks showing off their ridiculous head gear!
The sneezing has stopped, I'll make myself another drink now………

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mommy rocks!!

2005-03-18T03:42:09Z

i called mom to have her bring home another bottle of jim beam, and she already had it!!!! i love my mom. how many moms help support your getting wasted?

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Getting Toasted

2005-03-11T21:09:02Z

Alrighty, hubby and I have a friend we dont' see much coming in for some good old sitting at the bar tonight. I am skipping my meds and plan to get as shit faced as possible. WOO HOO!! Anyone else got plans?

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it begins

2005-03-02T06:29:57Z

ok, why am i the only one besides big red that actually drinks, and tells? cooking dinner, chicken fettucini, and having some red wine. i love a drink while i cook. am i the only one?

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i'm getting there

2005-02-27T06:24:40Z

just watched the first wives club, feeling good about being independent. no one controlling what i do, where i go, who i see, and never having to ask permission to have a life outside the house. the ex called last night, told me he was sorry for being a lousy husband, and that he finally saw things from my perspective. my fellings on that, too late asshole!!!!!

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Woman

2005-02-26T23:02:42Z

Looks like I am the only woman in here.. I am privileged that Red invited me..Thanks doll! Is it cause I can drink with the best of them?

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Ok

2005-02-26T21:07:31Z

Well seeing as I am the only woman..I will use my big mouth adn get this show on the road.

What is your alcohol of choice boys?

I like whiskey sours! YUMMY!

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Hasn't Anyone...

2005-02-11T22:52:55Z

Had a good drunken night out lately? There haven't been any posts in ages...I can't drink on the meds I am currently on so I need to hear about others debauchery..Tell, PLEASE!! I need to live vicariously...

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Thank Gawd!

2004-12-06T07:20:22Z

Last night, in a very similar state, I tried several times to shove my drunken rants down unwitting Tribe throats. Thank Gawd Word was fucked up, maybe more than me. I need this because I need to rant about stupid shit and not feel stupid the day after!!
I love you guys!
That was so drunk-dude!

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