Life? Whathafuck!

topic posted Mon, May 23, 2005 - 10:25 PM by  Unsubscribed
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Hey y'all! I blew it tonight. I've been cookin' these amazing healthy dinners. Chefs would be jealous of these meals! But, the deal is, one glass of red wine every night. OK...........6 Ketel One martinis later................. Just watched all of the trailers for War of the Worlds, even the Japanese ones. OMFG! I am obsessed!! It looks so frikkin scary and so amazing. I know Dakota Fanning is a smart child actress twit bit geeez! That little shit can act!!! It doesn't help matters that she looks just like my niece Clara, same age too!
What wuz I talkin' 'bout??????? Oh, martinis!
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  • Re: Life? Whathafuck!

    Tue, May 24, 2005 - 8:24 AM
    Oh Sweetie,

    Every once in a while you simply have to treat yourself! I wouldn't feel bad if I were you. Oh and Dakota Fanning just creeps me out. I'm pretty sure she can see into my soul. *shudders*

    Have good stuff,
    TCD
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      Re: Life? Whathafuck!

      Tue, May 24, 2005 - 7:15 PM
      So, I see you have joined the club of "why do I give a flying fuck!!!" Yes, I too am having too many cocktails when I swore that I was going to be good, eat healthy, excersize(is that right?), and STOP drinking during the week. Dude, I am so wasted!!! Dakota who? Oh yeah, the little actress chick. Well, I am doing what drunken rants was created for. Being drunk and ranting!!!! Help me Lord!!!! ( To quote Ned Flanders ). I have made a decission(is that right? too buzzed to care) I am going to work my red headed ass off and save some money, and get the flying FUCK out of here. I am going back to Modesto. I am going to get an apartment, a job, and leave behind all the bullshit that I have been dealing with for what seems like FOREVER!!!! Somebody give me an AMEN to that sister!!!! I am going to stop giving a shit about "HIS" feelings, focus on mine, and go on with life???? Oh yeah!!! And by the way, I want a feast. I want a bean feast. Sorry, going into song. I am going to stop now, people are watching me. I swear.
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        Re: Life? Whathafuck!

        Tue, May 24, 2005 - 7:41 PM
        Just really quick, because I am being hailed. This is for you Bro. Mom just brought in a bouque of flowers that Spot Boy had picked, said, "Rhonda, come see what Mark picked me.", and I said, "Oh, how ordinary."
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          Re: Life? Whathafuck!

          Wed, May 25, 2005 - 8:32 AM
          I believe the correct pronunciation is:

          A wed woze, how oedinawy.

          I feel the Mark side in you. Let your anger flow and your path to the Mark side will be complete.

          Into your frustrating world I must peak my head. Throw some metaphoric rocks at these nut bags, I will.

          You are the chosen one. You will restore balance to the Doyalaxy, I promise you.

          May the farce be with you!

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