i'm getting there

topic posted Sat, February 26, 2005 - 5:30 PM by  Unsubscribed
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just watched the first wives club, feeling good about being independent. no one controlling what i do, where i go, who i see, and never having to ask permission to have a life outside the house. the ex called last night, told me he was sorry for being a lousy husband, and that he finally saw things from my perspective. my fellings on that, too late asshole!!!!!
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    Sat, February 26, 2005 - 6:26 PM
    Atta girl!!!!!!!! I was thinking of asking Zarcon, my extraterrestrial friend, if he and his cohorts would pay a little visit to that rotten bastard. Zarcon has informed me that they just got the "new and improved" anal probe. Apparently this one has teeth or something, for those hard to reach spots. Oh, and "yes" it will be digitally recorded, HD I'm sure!
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      Sat, February 26, 2005 - 9:57 PM
      i love you big bro. in kind of a fucked up place right now. the big asshole just called again. i was on the phone with mike, my new friend, and hung up because of his psycho ass. he's trying to fuck with my head, but all i'm giving him is the "too late mutha fucka" attitude.thank god mom bought some vodka, i at least have the drink i could reallly use right now. oh, and could you ask Zarcon to probe extra deep for me, because john has some seriously "deep rooted" problems.
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        Sat, February 26, 2005 - 10:24 PM
        Zarcon is good to go. He says they will probably take the bastards nards when they finish with the probe. According to Zarcon, he is not "man" enough to pocess testicles, and therefore he does not deserve them. He was very tight lipped about what they do with a useless man's balls. All Zarcon said was.........You have not had a Shrimp Louis till Zarcon makes one!

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