mommy rocks!!

topic posted Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:01 PM by  Unsubscribed
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i called mom to have her bring home another bottle of jim beam, and she already had it!!!! i love my mom. how many moms help support your getting wasted?
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    Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:03 PM
    NOT mine, I am 24 and she still doesnt' know I drink alcohol. She is EXTREMELY religious and believes all alcohol is WRONG!! I don't understand how her and my dad have made it almost 40 years. WEird!!
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    Wed, March 16, 2005 - 4:34 PM
    Yeah, Mom's really evolved in the last ten years. When I come visit she always has the bottle with a handle waiting for me. Gotta love her for that. And she doesn't drink the brown, only the clear.

    We love you MOM!!
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      Wed, March 16, 2005 - 5:13 PM
      it's margaritas for the old folks tonight. good ol' bourban for me!
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        Thu, March 17, 2005 - 11:31 AM
        It's bourbon for me tonight..........hik! Love that lime Coke! I am breaking my rule right now, I'm not drunk or ranting...........but I WILL be!!
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          Thu, March 17, 2005 - 4:22 PM
          and i got the guinness ready, after all it's st patrick's day
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            Thu, March 17, 2005 - 5:21 PM
            Hey doll! Yeah, I have a six-pak of Harp and eight 14 oz. cans of Guinness for black and tans, and all the corned beef I can eat! Oh and of course the Jim Beam with a handle. Have y'all had an Irish car bomb? I don't recomend, the first hangover in 5 years! It's a full glass of Guinness with a shot of Irish whiskey dropped in, drink it as fast as you can...............and wake up with your cranium splitting open, sounds like fun oy!
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              Thu, March 17, 2005 - 6:32 PM
              getting ready to grub the corned beef, jim beam in hand, happy fucking st. patty's day to all ya drunk mutha's!!!
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              Thu, March 17, 2005 - 7:42 PM
              ouch i'll pass on the Irish car bomb. not really a whiskey drinker, dont really drink beer either but figured i'd splurge for st patys day.
              gimme my skyy and i'm a happy (and drunk) cub hehe

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