Oh Jim, Ive missed you!!

topic posted Fri, July 15, 2005 - 9:09 PM by  Unsubscribed
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Haven't had any Jim Beam since I went to my big bros this weekend. Picked some up tonight after work. The parents are gone for the weekend, and the party is at my house. All welcome. We've got pizza, Beam, and ice cream. Now where the hell did I put that vibrator???
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    Re: Oh Jim, Ive missed you!!

    Sat, July 23, 2005 - 2:28 PM
    Hey baby!!
    Sittin' 'round the house, havin' a lovely lazy Saturday............. Vodka tonics today, refreshing........... You better git yer ass back up here fer a visit while my hubby is away!! There's always more Jim B!

    Love your main pic!!!!!!!!!!!! You sexy bastids!
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      Sat, July 23, 2005 - 2:40 PM
      Hey, I'm having vodka collins right now!!!!! Love your main pic!! So hot!! Damn hot mutha fucka!!!! Where's your hot boy?? Love you both!!
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        Sat, July 23, 2005 - 2:42 PM
        He's out cold on the couch, pug on his tummy................. we call it bliss
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          Sat, July 23, 2005 - 2:48 PM
          Oh, about my main pic.... LR put me in a lycra body suit, it was for a Halloween costume. He then preceeded to paint me all over with liquid latex. Taking off that thing was like a full body wax. Imagine getting your legs waxed, OK, now imagine that feeling over every square inch of your body. Oooo, the other thing, it smelled like a wet dog so we had to throw it out. So much for Halloween.
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            Sat, July 23, 2005 - 3:53 PM
            Oh my Gawd!! I'm sorry. I bet you had a hard time keeping the men in there pants!!!! Man, I don't want to go to Mo Town tomorrow. I'm having such a good time here!! Bitchard and SQuirley just invited us to go swimming. I think I'm gonna ass, on that one. Did I say ass?? I mean pass, or do I????Hey, I know, I'll bring Leeloy with me. Then they'll never ask again.
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              Sun, July 24, 2005 - 9:02 PM
              Shirley need to eat some muff-ins, if ya know what I mean. And Bitchard need to eat shit! Leeloy, or Groda has ne is better known, can just sit around in his own poo.
              I'm sorry y'all, this is sounding like an inside joke, and it is. So I guess I'm done then.....
              Oh! Slap Pinchy for me!!

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